I don't give a flying fuck. If you do however give a flying fuck you can go read Captain's Quarters where he liveblogged the worthless awards show last night. The Academy Awards used to be worth something. It used to point out great acting and writing. Now it's become a political soapbox that is grueling to watch.

It's no longer "Thanks for noticing my performance" and is more along the lines of "I'm against [insert something America did here]" or "Aren't gay people great! Let me shove their lifestyle down your throat one more time!". My advice to all you lame celebrities who think you have a clue and get behind some cause that you heard about in Starbucks a few days ago, take that shit outside where your ignorant fans who worship everything you say are.